All My Zines - Zine Grab Bag (36 zines) - Short Stories - Original Art - popular Movie - Mini Zines - Haiku - Sticky Notes - Sketchbook - Comic

This is a collection of the zines I made between 2017 and 2019! There are 36 in all- they range in price from 1 to 5 dollars, so this bundle is a pretty big discount. It also includes some extra stuff (flyers, buttons, original art, other mysteries). Many of these are not listed on Etsy, and I typically only sell them at zine conventions. If you like art, sketchbook work, short stories, mini zines, movies, and haiku, this bundle has all of the things!

SHORT STORIES & FLASH FICTION COLLECTION
Do you like short stories about flaming buses and awards for spies? Do you like writing that is "weird?" Absurd? Irreal? Maybe something with a slight touch of horror? This zine/chapbook collection contains 5 short stories by my wife (contained in 3 zines) and 11 works of flash fiction written by me over an unremembered span of time (contained in 1 zine)

- Baby Carrot & The Patissier Zine: A man confronts a baby carrot that his wife brought home in the first story, and in the second story, a wife begins to wonder if her husband, a busy and successful patissier (pastry chef), may be having an affair. 20 pages on 28 lb. paper with 65 lb. cardstock cover.

- Keep Out of Reach of Children Zine: A father and daughter have an encounter with a strange object he finds on his way home. 22 pages on 28 lb. paper with 65 lb. cardstock cover.

- The Follow Game & The Chemist Zine: In the first story, a woman is talking a walk when a stranger seems to be following her, and in the second story, a man tries to produce a love potion but can't quite get it right. 25 pages on 28 lb. paper with a 65 lb. cardstock cover.

-Thanks Norcom (A Flash Fiction Collection): 11 very short stories about becoming a legend and office jobs. 16 pages printed on heavy cardstock.

HAIKU COLLECTION
A pair of haiku zines! If you're into poetry about things I saw when I looked out the window, watch out! This bundle contains two mini zines, each containing 9 haiku. To make it a little more interesting, I used letters cut out of mailers and magazines to assemble everything, giving it a ransom note quality. It took many, many hours. I dreamed about cut out letters for many, many days. I managed to get 2 volumes assembled before giving up on making any future books.

I also used ink to grunge it up, giving it some real zazz, before I photocopied them.

Some of the haiku have illustrations around them. That's 18 painstakingly assembled cut text haiku for 10 dollars, I don't even know what the cost per haiku breaks down to, it's some crazy small amount. Coins! All of the zine titles are hand-written, too. I don't know why I insist on using tape and personally hand-writing on my zines, but I do. I think they look nice. I know, it's poetry, but it's haiku about worms, and raccoons, and stuff, so maybe it's fun, I don't know.

You get:

- Haiku Volume 1: 20 pages with 9 haiku (two pages spreads), approx. 5.25x4.125 inches
- Haiku Volume 2: 20 pages with 9 haiku (two pages spreads), approx. 5.25x4.125 inches

BM ENTHUSIASTS MISREMEMBERED MOVIES COLLECTION
A set of four zines reviewing classic movies, but conflating details, confusing actors, and even weaving other movies into the narrative. These are 14 pages, approx. 5.5x8.5 inches each.

You get:

- #1 Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter
- #2 Cabin in the Woods
- #3 Steel Dawn
- #4 Assassin's Creed 3 The Tyranny of King George

BM ENTHUSIASTS MINI COLLECTION
A set of 16 mini zines that actually review movies, usually of the B and Z variety. Some of these may be on various colors of paper or cardstock. All of these zines are 6 pages, approx. 2.75x4.25 inches each.

You get:

- Jingle All the Way
- Santa With Muscles
- Vamp
- Undefeatable
- Jack the Giant Killer (1962)
- Catman in Lethal Track
- Riki-Oh the Story of Ricky
- Skyscraper (1996)
- Monster Brawl
- New Year's Evil
- Raw Meat (aka Death Line)
- Hard Ticket to Hawaii
- Hercules Against Karate
- Basket Case 3 The Progeny
- The Thing with Two Heads
- Dead End Drive In

NOTES FROM WORK COLLECTION
When I had an office job, I spent a lot of time drawing on sticky notes, because we always had them in the office, and they were the only thing that I could draw on where it sort of looked like I was actually doing work. I kept nearly all of these drawings, and compiled some of my favorites into a set of 4 zines.

You get:

- all four volumes of Notes From Work (22 pages each on 28 lb paper, cover is 32 lb paper)
- Dogdog Comedy Show (which is all 10 pages of the comic in a single zine)
- two 8.5x11 inch posters on colored paper (each featuring a reworked version of Pizza popular is Cool and Celebrity Fuck Show, exclusive to this bundle)
- a Dogdog 1.5 inch pinback button/badge (also made exclusively for this bundle).

The first volume of Notes From Work also has an original sticky note drawing fixed to the inside cover, and a hand-written title on the front cover.

SKETCHBOKE COLLECTION
Although I do keep a casual sketchbook for drawing, I typically work on found images, drawing and painting on magazine pages, which make up my "sketchboke." That's what these zines are all about. They include work from 2016-2018.

You get:

- Sketchboke vol. 1, 18 full color pages printed on 90 lb card stock (approx. 5.25 in x 8 in)
- Sketchboke vol. 2, 18 full color pages printed on 90 lb card stock (approx. 5.25 in x 8 in)
- Sketchboke vol. 3, 20 pages, black & white, on 24 lb paper with a 90 lb card stock cover (archival inkjet/color)
- Two 8.5x11 inch posters on colored paper (featuring reworked versions of unreleased sketchboke pages)
- A limited edition "RedEye" 1.5 inch pinback button/badge
- An actual sketchboke page (original art!), maybe something featured in one of these zines, maybe not, it's a mystery!

GARBAGE JUICE COLLECTION

You get:

- Garbage Juice #1: The August 2016-April 2017 Years is a copy of my senior illustration portfolio, scaled down into a zine. It includes scanned prints of my mixed media collage art, illustrations, process work, and notes.
- A 6 page zine printed on cardstock (CD booklet), a numbered CD with an original drawing, a short story (located behind the CD), approximately 5 files of who-knows-what.

HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE (L'enfer, c'est les autres)

Bonus, if you read this far- a 37th zine!

This is a pocket-sized zine of selected monotype art from a visual story set in hell in which The Devil is set to play the hero, an advocate for personal freedom who rebelled against the strict controls of heaven. Hell, then, should have been an anarchistic utopia, an idealized democracy- but unfortunately for him, those cast into hell abuse their freedom, indulging in excessive vice and sin.

This printmaking project initially consisted of 52 monotypes, but this collection consists of some of my favorites, compressed into convenient, easy-to-carry zines. I found the last remaining copies of this zine deep in a box inside of another box, and there were only 9 copies. Perfect. It's not pictured here, because I found these after the fact, but trust me, it's a pretty good zine.

You get:

- Hell is Other People, 18 pages on cardstock, 3.88 in. x 5.75 in. (9.8 cm x 14.6 cm)

Ok, yeah, I know that this is a lot to read through, but it is a lot of content. It's a grab bag in that I grabbed all my zines that were made between 2017 and 2019, except for the Magnet Zine which is exclusive to the series two Magnet Pals. This is around 3 pounds of content, it's hefty.

These zines may contain im/mature content. Caveat emptor.